After this talk you'll: 

* Understand main rationale for feature toggles 

* Hire toggles for different “Jobs to be Done” 

* Manage toggles at scale 

Or on a less serious note we’ll: 

* make fun of long-lived feature branches in 19th and 21st century 

* do Beyoncé-Driven Development 

* find out what toggles and your dog have in common